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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Just landed via Twitch:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Trending via Discord:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Just landed via Discord:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Breaking via Discord:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Trending via TikTok:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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68 shares on WeChat this month:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

40 shares on Slack this month:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

88 shares on X this month:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Trending via WeChat:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Just shared via Instagram:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Going viral on Threads:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Going viral on Facebook:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

Just landed via Reddit:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Just shared via Threads:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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