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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

31 shares on Threads this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

78 shares on Slack this month:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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