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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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