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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Making waves on Instagram:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Shared recently on Discord:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Reported on WeChat:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Breaking via Instagram:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Reported on Telegram:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Share →: If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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"Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀"
6 months ago
Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Just landed via X:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Making waves on YouTube:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Just landed via Twitch:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Going viral on Discord:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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