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Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Trending via TikTok:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Shared recently on Threads:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Trending via Telegram:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

67 shares on X this month:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Spotted on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Just landed via YouTube:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Breaking via Threads:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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