Funny coffin quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback

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