Funny collapse quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

  Commentary:
  How about a nice bottle of "Apocalyptic Merlot" 🍷🔥 Or perhaps a cheeky "End of Days Cabernet" 🍇🌎 Perfect for savoring the chaos and uncertainty with a hint of dark humor! 😂 #SipAndSurvive 🍷🤪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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  "Who needs candlelit dinners when you can bond over scavenging for canned goods together? 🥫💕 #ApocalypticRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

  Commentary:
  Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact

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