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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

86 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

87 shares on Discord this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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