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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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My life coach traded me.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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