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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Spotted on Twitch:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Just shared via Slack:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Just landed via Threads:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Just landed via Reddit:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Just landed via Messenger:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Funny cooking mishap quotes bring a splash of humor to those kitchen blunders we all experience 🍳🔥 From burnt toast to forgotten ingredients, these witty sayings turn culinary chaos into laughs 😂🍲 Whether you’re a seasoned chef or a microwave master, these quotes serve up the perfect remedy for kitchen fails with a side of smiles 😄👩‍🍳✨

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Breaking via Threads:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Going viral on Instagram:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Making waves on X:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Seen just now on Discord:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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