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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Freshly posted on X:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Reported on Telegram:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Trending via Pinterest:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Making waves on Instagram:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Just shared via TikTok:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Going viral on Twitch:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Going viral on Threads:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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