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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Going viral on Instagram:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Going viral on Reddit:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Reported on Discord:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Trending via Slack:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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