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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Making waves on Discord:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Making waves on Reddit:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Making waves on Slack:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Just landed via X:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Just landed via TikTok:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Making waves on X:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Messenger this month:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

21 shares on X this month:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

3,489

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Seen just now on X:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Making waves on Telegram:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Live now on Messenger:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Live now on Discord:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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