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I am thick and tired.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

55 shares on Slack this month:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

53 shares on Twitch this month:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

90 shares on X this month:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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