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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.