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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Just shared via TikTok:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Reported on Pinterest:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Share →: You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I probably think this song is about me.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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