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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Tested positive for being single af

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Trending via TikTok:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Broadcasted on Threads:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Making waves on TikTok:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Trending via Slack:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Making waves on Slack:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Just landed via Slack:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Making waves on Instagram:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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