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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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My favorite color is money.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Going bananas on Facebook:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Freshly posted on X:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Breaking via Messenger:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Just shared via Telegram:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Trending via Instagram:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Live now on Instagram:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Seen just now on Facebook:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Funny dehumanizing quotes

Funny dehumanizing quotes 🤡 are a cheeky way to poke fun at human quirks and flaws without taking things too seriously 😂. Perfect for those who love a bit of edgy humor mixed with wit 💥, these quotes turn everyday annoyances into laugh-out-loud moments 🤪. Ready to see the lighter side of life with a twist? Let’s dive into some playful jabs that keep the mood fun and fierce! 🎉

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93 shares on Telegram this month:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

23 shares on X this month:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

83 shares on TikTok this month:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Going bananas on Threads:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Just shared via Pinterest:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Just landed via Twitch:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Shared recently on Slack:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Spotted on Instagram:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Just landed via Slack:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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