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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,277

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Seen just now on Discord:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Spotted on Reddit:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Spreading quickly via X:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Just landed via Twitch:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Just shared via TikTok:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

77 shares on X this month:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Seen just now on Slack:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Spotted on Facebook:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Spotted on Messenger:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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