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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Trending via Facebook:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Reported on X:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Going viral on Instagram:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Spotted on Threads:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Funny detachment quotes bring a fresh twist to letting go and moving on with a smile 😄✨ Whether you’re mastering the art of not caring or just need a good chuckle while distancing yourself from drama, these witty lines will keep your vibe light and carefree 🌈🙌 Say goodbye to stress and hello to laughter with some playful wisdom on detachment! 🎉🧘‍♂️

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Trending via Twitch:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Just shared via TikTok:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Trending via YouTube:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Just shared via Reddit:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Just shared via WeChat:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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