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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Reported on Slack:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Live now on TikTok:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Just landed via TikTok:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Trending via YouTube:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Trending via Pinterest:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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