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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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