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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Going viral on TikTok:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Making waves on Telegram:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Just shared via Threads:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Going viral on YouTube:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Spotted on Slack:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Going viral on YouTube:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Live now on Messenger:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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