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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Just landed via Messenger:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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