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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.