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The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Spotted on Discord:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Reported on Pinterest:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Freshly posted on X:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Reported on Reddit:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Making waves on Reddit:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Shared recently on Instagram:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Just shared via Instagram:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Spotted on Twitch:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Spotted on Telegram:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Going viral on Discord:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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