Funny elder quotes

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.