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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Trending via Snapchat:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Going viral on Telegram:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Just shared via Discord:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Making waves on Threads:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Just shared via Instagram:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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25 shares on Instagram this month:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

14 shares on Reddit this month:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

96 shares on Slack this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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Breaking via Reddit:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Going bananas on Threads:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Spotted on YouTube:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Trending via TikTok:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Live now on Slack:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Breaking via TikTok:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Just shared via TikTok:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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