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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Just shared via Slack:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Going viral on Facebook:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Making waves on Pinterest:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Making waves on TikTok:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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27 shares on Threads this month:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

94 shares on Slack this month:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Trending via Snapchat:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Just landed via TikTok:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Live now on Twitch:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Just landed via Facebook:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Breaking via Facebook:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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