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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Spotted on YouTube:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Live now on Slack:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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