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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via Facebook:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Seen just now on Slack:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Spotted on Messenger:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Live now on Telegram:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Live now on YouTube:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Trending via X:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Spotted on Pinterest:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Spotted on Threads:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Funny fighters quotes

Funny fighters quotes pack a punch of humor 🥊😂, turning tough battles into laugh-out-loud moments! Whether you’re a boxing fan or just love witty comebacks, these clever lines bring the perfect combo of grit and giggles 🤼‍♂️🤣. Get ready to throw some verbal jabs and enjoy a knockout dose of fun! 💥🎉

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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18 shares on Snapchat this month:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

48 shares on YouTube this month:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

27 shares on Discord this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Breaking via TikTok:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Trending via WhatsApp:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Spotted on WeChat:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Spotted on YouTube:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Live now on Reddit:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Just landed via Slack:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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