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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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