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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Spotted on Threads:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Just shared via Slack:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Going viral on Instagram:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,246

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Making waves on Messenger:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Going viral on Slack:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Making waves on Twitch:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Spotted on Telegram:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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