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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Just shared via Discord:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Breaking via Discord:

They’re making me get out of bed.

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73 shares on Threads this month:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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