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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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