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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,278

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Making waves on Reddit:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Just shared via TikTok:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Going viral on Discord:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Freshly posted on Discord:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Live now on Twitch:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Going bananas on Twitch:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Making waves on Pinterest:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Trending via Threads:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

96 shares on Discord this month:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

46 shares on Twitch this month:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

23 shares on Threads this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

56 shares on Slack this month:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,415

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Spotted on Messenger:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Shared recently on Messenger:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Broadcasted on X:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Spotted on Threads:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Spotted on Telegram:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Breaking via X:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Just shared via Reddit:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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