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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Spotted on Threads:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Just shared via TikTok:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Going viral on Messenger:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Making waves on Threads:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Reported on YouTube:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Shared recently on X:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Trending via Twitch:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Breaking via Facebook:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Share →: Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Commentary:
"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"
2 months ago
Share →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Commentary:
"When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! 🌶️🔥 Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! 🔥🌶️ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? 😉

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Spotted on Threads:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Shared recently on TikTok:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Reported on Discord:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Reported on Pinterest:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Spotted on Telegram:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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