Funny foot rub quotes

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.