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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Share →: Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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🕵️‍♂️ "Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! 🕵️‍♂️ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: 'Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!' 😂 Who needs a disguise when you've got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!"

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Making waves on Instagram:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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