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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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