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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Going viral on Reddit:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Trending via Reddit:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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79 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

35 shares on Threads this month:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

20 shares on X this month:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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