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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,596

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Breaking via Facebook:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Just landed via TikTok:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Just shared via Slack:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Trending via Messenger:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Trending via Threads:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

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37 shares on Telegram this month:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

39 shares on X this month:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,706

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Trending via Telegram:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Trending via Discord:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Trending via Reddit:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Seen just now on Slack:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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