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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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69 but we both just farting.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Making waves on X:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Just shared via Threads:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Just landed via X:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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