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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Breaking via Slack:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Going viral on Facebook:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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β€œYou changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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