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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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