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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Live now on Discord:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on YouTube:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Going viral on Reddit:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Reported on Messenger:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Just shared via X:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Trending via YouTube:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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