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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Going viral on Discord:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Live now on YouTube:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Making waves on YouTube:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Trending via Reddit:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Reported on YouTube:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Just landed via Facebook:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Just shared via Slack:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Making waves on YouTube:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Reported on Slack:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Making waves on Reddit:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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