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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.