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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Live now on Facebook:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Going viral on TikTok:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Live now on X:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via Telegram:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Spotted on Reddit:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Trending via Threads:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Spotted on Threads:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Trending via Telegram:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Just landed via Instagram:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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