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  • I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

    Commentary:
    "Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? ๐Ÿšš๐ŸŒŸ Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"