Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
52 Funny gender quotes
I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.
Commentary:
"Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"
Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.
Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
Commentary:
"Ah, a woman after my own heart, embracing both her she/her pronouns and her 'problematic/overwhelmed' adjectives with flair! 🌸😂 Who says you can't be fabulous and frazzled at the same time? 🎉💁♀️ #OwnIt"
Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.
Commentary:
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a TV remote and some peace? 🏰🍕📺
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Commentary:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"
I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.
Commentary:
"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇♂️💫 #HairGoals"
My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.
Commentary:
Love it! I've always felt that the best 'reveal' is when I discover there's leftover cake in the fridge 🍰🤫📲
Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅