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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
55 Funny gender quotes
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.
Commentary:
"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Commentary:
"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"
My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.
Commentary:
"Who needs a confetti cannon when you can have the gender intel delivered straight to your inbox? 🎉 No need for pink or blue cupcakes, just spill the beans and let's get on with it! 🎊 #GenderRevealConvenience"
The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"