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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Reported on Twitch:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Just landed via Messenger:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Live now on Facebook:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Spotted on Telegram:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Just landed via X:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Breaking via Instagram:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Just landed via Slack:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Going viral on X:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Just landed via YouTube:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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