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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Shared recently on Discord:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Making waves on TikTok:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Freshly posted on Slack:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Seen just now on Reddit:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Making waves on Messenger:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Just shared via Slack:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Trending via YouTube:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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