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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, youโ€™d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

Exorcist came by. Says house isnโ€™t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has shared:

Accept who you are. Unless youโ€™re a serial killer.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Making waves on Messenger:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Going bananas on Discord:

I love men with a provider fetish.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Shared recently on X:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes donโ€™t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Making waves on Discord:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? Iโ€™m trying to find the good estate sales.

Making waves on Discord:

If I learned anything in college, itโ€™s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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33 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Iโ€™m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

29 shares on X this month:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

25 shares on Discord this month:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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10 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Whoever first said, โ€œIt gets to a point,โ€ was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

9 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

When Iโ€™m not posting or returning messages, just know that Iโ€™m probably out doing superhero shit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

Itโ€™s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ has viewed:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Making waves on Threads:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Spotted on YouTube:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Freshly posted on Slack:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Just shared via TikTok:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Going viral on Telegram:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Just shared via Reddit:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Spotted on Discord:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Going viral on WeChat:

On todayโ€™s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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