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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has shared:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Someone from πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has copied:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has copied:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has viewed:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has shared:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Live now on TikTok:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Making waves on X:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I have a yearning disability.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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41 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

75 shares on Discord this month:

A Monday every week is excessive.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, foreverβ€”until you die.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± has copied:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has shared:

β€œOh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has copied:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has shared:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has downloaded:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has copied:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has copied:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on Instagram:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Making waves on WeChat:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Breaking via Reddit:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Breaking via Reddit:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Just landed via Twitch:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Seen just now on Facebook:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Seen just now on Slack:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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