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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Spotted on Messenger:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Live now on YouTube:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Live now on YouTube:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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Reported on Pinterest:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Live now on Discord:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Spotted on Facebook:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Live now on Telegram:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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