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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Going viral on Discord:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Making waves on YouTube:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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84 shares on Telegram this month:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

51 shares on X this month:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Going viral on WeChat:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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