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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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In banana years, I am bread.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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