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Funny hockey quotes

Funny hockey quotes bring a humorous edge to the high-speed action of the rink. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜† From witty remarks about game-day antics to playful jabs at on-ice mishaps, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of the sport. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun of hockey with these funny quotes! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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