Funny humor in fitness quotes

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.