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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Just landed via Reddit:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Breaking via Discord:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Trending via Messenger:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Going viral on Messenger:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Shared recently on YouTube:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Going viral on TikTok:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Just shared via Reddit:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Live now on Messenger:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Spotted on YouTube:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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